He's either so excited he's been reduced to speaking in tongues, or else they are having serious Words about that whole lead paint situation.

(PS When your toddler says NO, he does not want to ride on the train, don't freaking make him ride on the train. God.)

(Confidential to the woman who felt the need to inform us that our screaming hysterical toddler on the train "was not happy," to you I say, NO SHIT SHERLOCK. THNX.)