An "AK" is many things: a high-powered Russian assault riffle, the largest state within the United States, or, my personal favorite, a Yiddish "old fart." Thankfully, I am none of these. But I am a storyteller. I currently live in the City of Angeles but have the thin blood of a true Colorado Native. On three occasions I have been called "Egg Head." Phonetically speaking it's quite similar to "AK." My last name truly is Hottman, with two "T"s. Some say that's a blessing, other's say it's a curse. I just like to think that I had really good looking ancestors. I'm not totally sure how you got here, but I'm thankful that you are. Let's get coffee sometime. Or a beer. I know a few good bars in town.