Suspect #: 07i3Rl366
1986: Birth in the enemy country of Iran.
1988: Immigration to the continent of United States of America.
1992: 1st viewing of Michael Jackson’s Thriller
1993: 1st viewing of Blade Runner
1994: 1st Cassette Tape album: Beastie Boys - Ill Communication
1995: Expelled for peeing on the grass on the playground in elementary school.
1996: 17th viewing of Blade Runner
1997: Grew an intense and dangerous attachment to cute furry animals called: Dogs.
2000: Expulsion from middle school for selling fake Marijuana...Documented excuse: he wanted Ebay money for a few Jacques Lu Cont and Prodigy singles.
2006: First film festival award for his pretty lame short ‘Drug of Choice.’
2007: Second film festival award for his totally predictable and pretentious Hitman story titled: ROUTINE. He was also accepted into Art Center College of Design after many desperate letters demanding for love and affection.
2009: Wrote & Directed Luv Deluxe for Cinnamon Chasers which won SXSW 2010 Best Video
2009: Released Canon Freeze Tag Video which took home some sort of awards.
2010: Completed an epic and totally ridiculous trilogy called Midnight Club for Russ Chimes that went over people’s heads.
2011: Released a messy stop motion/live action piece called Playtime, had a dog participate in a 1,000fps game of paintball for Porter Robinson’s ‘Spitfire’, and terminated a pregnant robot in Apparat’s ‘Song of Los’.
2012: Forced UK pop star Ed Sheeran to get drunk with a Cat for his single ‘Drunk’ and brought Jesus back to life as a stoner & murderer in Deus ‘Ghost’. Last known where abouts: Smurf Land.
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