Beau Chevassus ✞

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Beau Chevassus [BO SHEV•AH•SOO] wields a galvanized host of skills.

Jean-Claude Van Damme once said of Beau, “If my calf muscles competed with his films, my flexing would merely be a postage stamp on the football field of awesomeness.” [sic]

Through the rippling ribbons of silky awe, the world has rated Chevassus’ filmmaking as the most creative, innovative, and impactful since Jackie Chan trimmed his bowl cut. Chevassus lives in Seattle Washington with two nondescript street cats, Petri and Splat, who do his dishes and acupuncture. His alarmingly beautiful wife is a nurse at the region’s leading hospital. People daring to measure his qualifications, education, and gentlemanliness only do so in Zettabytes. Chevassus loves Jesus more than Vikings love stepping on chickens and can grow a beard faster than a Mclaren F1 can go from 0-10 mph.

''Unduly atypical and often irreverent.''

On Facebook? Peruse his films at: facebook.com/pages/Beau-Chevassus/279915931504