Cameron Brown Plus
I often impress people with my humbling humility. I'm a local hero, a foreign diplomat, and until further notice... an outlaw in Tibet. While staying in a Nepalese yurt I once taught a group of frostbitten Sherpa’s how to play flip cup with home-brewed raski. I donate blood but charge for hugs. In my free time I once trained a wild seal to perform tricks for onlooking tourists in exchange for carrots. I was ordained as a minister, on two separate occasions. Women worldwide swoon over my festive hat collection.
