A couple, preparing for conversion to Judaism, meet with the orthodox rabbi for their final session. The rabbi asks if they have any final questions. The man asks, "Is it true that men and women don't dance together?"
"Yes," says the rabbi, "For modesty reasons, men and women dance separately."
"So I can't dance with my own wife?"
"Well, OK," says the man, "but what about sex?"
"That's fine," says the rabbi. "It's absolutely normal within the marriage!"
"What about different positions?" the man asks.
"No problem," says the rabbi.
"Woman on top?" the man asks.
"Why not?" replies the rabbi.
"Well, what about standing up?"
"No, certainly not!" says the rabbi. "That could lead to dancing!"
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not.
(Jodi Picoult, My Sister's Keeper)
A woman whose smile is open and whose expression is glad has a kind of beauty no matter what she wears.
Beauty is only skin deep. If you go after someone just because she's beautiful but don't have anything to talk about, it's going to get boring fast. You want to look beyond the surface and see if you can have fun or if you have anything in common with this person.
People are like stained - glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
Personal beauty is a greater recommendation than any letter of reference.
The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman.
Playboy's sexy girls Alli Marie, Sascha Aleksander, Erika Knight, Justine Miller, Megan Medellin and Ariana Loken bring out the very best in lady love in this Girl on Girl.
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