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  1. Oh look! It is as if Digg itself sponsored this video and not as if we stole a wallpaper image from a DeviantArt site! Are we suggesting that you, precious viewer, submit this video to Digg.com and thereby ruin the show with an influx of irony-deficient webtards? Never! We'd never buy cheap fleeting attention at the expense of our -- Jesus Christ, that's our TOTAL view count? That's barely even a number. DIGG THIS CLIP YOU BASTARD PEOPLE.

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  2. I just did MOMA in twenty minutes. Now I'm off to see a Philip Glass concert at 32x speed before my daily session of yoga-in-a-jiffy.

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  3. How callous was my heart before
    I met an angel named Lenore
    Actually she's named Shontay
    She's pretty hot stuff either way.

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  4. Gee, Nick, thanks for posting this! No, honestly. Seeeeeriously. But seriously. Not. Not not. I was kidding. About "Not." About it being true. PSYCH

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  5. Nick gained plenty of executive experience as assistant manager at a now-closed Starbucks.

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