LOL COOL J (Comedy on Vimeo)

  1. I tried to give myself a project for 2012, it was sort of my New Years resolution, to try and make something. So I videotaped a little of everyday during the year and cut it into a musical collage of footage. This is part 2, June to December. I def. missed some days here and there throughout the year but overall got a good amount of footage. I cut it together as I collected the footage so I didn't really know what this whole thing would look like. Some parts I wish I could change but have decided to keep moving forward instead of touching up. This part was cut on Final Cut Pro. I hope you enjoy it.

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  2. I tried to give myself a project for 2012, it was sort of my New Years resolution, to try and make something. So I videotaped a little of everyday during the year and cut it into a musical collage of footage. This is only part 1, January to early June. I def. missed some days here and there throughout the year but overall got a good amount of footage. I cut it together as I collected the footage so I didn't really know what this whole thing would look like. Some parts I wish I could change but have decided to keep moving forward instead of touching up. This part 1 was cut on imovie, before I got Final Cut Pro, which is what Part II is cut on. I hope you enjoy it.

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  3. Trailer for Big Spoon and Short Straw, narrative feature film about two friends living after the apocalypse. Directed by Jim Dziura. Written by Robb Boardman and Cory Loykasek. Starring Rory Scovel, Greg Edwards, Donny Divanian and Cory Loykasek.

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  4. This crazy cat woman is our best customer.
    Is it better to burn out? Call before you do. Don't be fuckd!
    585.65.FUCKD

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  5. Last month I read that Bob Dylan's new album Tempest will feature a 14 minute song about the Titanic.

    So I wrote this song to see if I could beat the Master to it. I can't wait to see how close I got to the real thing!

    purchase the song here! pul.ly/b/34425

    LYRICS:

    on April the tenth, Nineteen Twelve
    a story began for which we must delve

    out of the port of Southhampton the liner did leave
    on a cruise to manhattan or so they believed

    it was the largest boat man ever built
    born from men who had breathed in the dust and the silt

    the boat they had told us could never be sunk
    whoever promised that had musta been trunk

    oh titanic - how could you let us down
    oh titanic - you're lying on the bottom of the water just waiting to be found

    Edward John Smith was the man in command
    it was his vessell when it wasn’t on land

    Murdoch at his side his crew was the best
    hand picked for the cruise above all the rest.

    Harland and Wolf had build the ship strong
    to sail for many years and last very long

    But when it came to lifeboats they could have used more
    They just couldn’t imagine what they be needed for

    oh titanic - how could you let us down
    oh titanic - you're lying on the bottom of the water just waiting to be found

    The ship It was cruising straight to New York
    While the millionaires ate caviar from the tip of a fork

    And the immigrants huddled down in the hull
    that big old boat was certainly full

    Yes, the white star line was known for it’s greed
    never tolerated stoways or people in need

    the dining rooms decked out in silver and gold
    while the tramps in steerage shivering and cold

    oh titanic - how could you let us down
    oh titanic - you're lying on the bottom of the water just waiting to be found

    Up in the crows nest - Fleet was perched
    His duty was clear he just had to search

    for an iceberg or anything that was clear
    they only trouble was it was already too near

    The berg tore into the side and caused a gash
    while the people on deck were having a bash

    The bow listed back and the people screamed
    the impossible had happened or so it had seemed.

    oh titanic - how could you let us down
    oh titanic - you're lying on the bottom of the water just waiting to be found

    So many people plunged into the waters
    many husbands and wives and sons and daughters

    there were lifeboats for some who were lucky or greedy
    to die cold and alone was the fate for the needy

    The mast rose high and then sunk down
    just to dissapear without a sound.

    the Carpatia she eventually arrived
    but it was much too late so many had died

    oh titanic - how could you let us down
    oh titanic - you're lying on the bottom of the water just waiting to be found

    [HARMONICA SOLO]

    oh titanic - how could you let us down
    oh titanic - you're lying on the bottom of the water just waiting to be found

    The director Cameron on the set of true lies
    As the scene played out out he closed his eyes

    a vision of his next film was becoming clear
    the story of the shipwreck for all to hear.

    DeCaprio was cast and Winslet as Well
    LIttle did they know the shoot would be hell

    Cameron pushed the limits of CGI
    all the special effects really defied the eye

    oh titanic - how could you let us down
    oh titanic - you're lying on the bottom of the water just waiting to be found

    When the film premiered it blew the roof off the place
    all the executives of smiles on the face

    it went on to gross more than a movie ever had
    for a flick about a shipwreck - that ain’t bad

    it was a lock for the oscar it just couldnt lose
    the academy never even had to chose

    when cameron took the prize his head must have swirled
    at the podium he said i’m the king of the world.

    Then some years later when the timing was right
    cameron dusted off his treasure like we thought he might

    the story hasn't changed nor either the cast
    but options for cameron still were vast

    see the original had always seemed kind of flat to me
    so the master upgraded it to be seen in 3D

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