Schizoprestige

The band meets with its record company rep at ODS Records Spa and Retreat to discuss its demo. The news is not good. And then, it gets worse. Much, much worse.

With Andy Vitale worthless behind the drum set while sober, Lisa and Woods decide to audition other drummers on the sly. As with all other Schizoprestige endeavors, the first audition does not go well.

The historic occasion of Schizoprestige's first rehearsal is interrupted before it starts by their asshole landlord, Bob.

Schizoprestige again attempts to begin their first rehearsal, only to make another shocking discovery: rehab has ruined their drummer! So, over a breakfast of tequila and off-brand cereal, they plot their next move.

The band is excited to hear their new drummer's outstanding work before he went into rehab, but there are reasons why they should be wary of him, too.