1. At only two weeks old, this baby recorded her first rap song! AMAZING!!! She's pretty crude, though, and she definitely got her father's mouth.
    Official Music Video

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    Explicit Lyrics
    By The Mexican Hockey League

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  2. Tips for fucked up new Dads: A Guide To Becoming A Responsible Parent.
    Looming parenthood can be daunting, especially if you're twisted. Here are a few tips and tricks for getting ready for that first born. Drop these nasty habits, and you're sure to become a great parent!

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  3. I'm An MMA Fan - a UFC Hip Hop Parody by the MHL.

    For all the MMA fans across the land - here's a jam to get you stoked for UFC 158.

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    LYRICS:

    Chorus:

    I'm an MMA Fan
    Hard as fuck as I yell in the stands
    An MMA fan
    Gonna smack you motherfuckers with the back of my hand
    An MMA fan
    Say "seen" and not "saw", be glad to knee you in the jaw
    An MMA fan
    Gettin' drunk off my feet, but I'm a fuckin' athlete
    An MMA fan

    Verse 1

    Boom Boom: They call me Boom Boom
    But not because I can scrap,
    It's because I drop bombs every time that I rap
    And in the stands at the fights pounding Smirnoff Ice
    Until you look at me funny then I don't play nice

    I watch MMA because I love the show
    The tattoos,
    The hoochie crews,
    The energy drinks, yo!
    See them pickin' em up,
    Then takin' em down
    Erecting from the guard for some real ground and pound.
    Knees and elbows, rear-nakeds I could do this all day
    Sweat glistenin' muscles ripplin' and we're all heterosexual!

    Chorus:

    I'm an MMA fan
    Gonna tap you out - hard as fuck there's no doubt
    An MMA fan
    Pound beers and puff my chest cause MMA is the best!
    An MMA fan
    You may call me a douchebag but it's cause you're a gay fag!
    An MMA fan
    Tattooed head to toe and slammin' Xzyience, bro!
    An MMA Fan

    Verse 2

    Houdini: Houdini rollin' up with a flick of the dice
    Drinking Stolis with the Boom straight guzzling Ice
    Most vicious man in the stands and I'm here to say
    I love MMA in a hetero way

    I've got a Tap-out Affliction
    You know how it goes,
    Shower in bedazzler before I hit the shows
    With a vengeance
    You know my muggin' is mean,
    Yo Boom - how's my ass look in these distressed jeans?

    Chorus:

    I'm an MMA Fan
    Hard as fuck as I yell in the stands
    An MMA fan
    Smack you motherfuckers with the back of my hand
    An MMA fan
    Say "seen" and not "saw", be glad to knee you in the jaw
    An MMA fan
    Gettin' drunk off my feet, but I'm a fuckin' athlete
    An MMA fan

    Verse 3:

    BOom Boom: Mixed Martial Arts, takes self-motivation
    But to be a real fan, takes true dedication.
    Learn all the moves, and act like I can do 'em.
    Badass Baroni? You know that I blew him.

    Supressing my urges with a tough-ass facade,
    Bowing down to GSP cause that dude is a God.
    He's carved out of wood, but I'd totally fu.....
    Fight him, yeah fight him.
    We'd get clinching each other and all sweatin', and then...
    Oh shit...where was I?
    Fuck.

    Chorus:

    I'm an MMA Fan
    Hard as fuck as I yell in the stands
    An MMA fan
    Gonna smack you motherfuckers with the back of my hand
    An MMA fan
    Say "seen" and not "saw", be glad to knee you in the jaw
    An MMA fan
    Gettin' drunk off my feet, but I'm a fuckin' athlete
    An MMA fan

    Verse 4

    Houdini: Since Shamrock shorts, and the days of Royce,
    Been chirping motherfuckers till I lost my voice.
    Old-school, new-school: it's all the same.
    Mounting sweaty men's my favorite part of the game.
    And I love it - like a midnight uncle.
    Goldberg and Rogan, be my Seacrest and Dunkle.

    Cause I'm strippin' em bare, like St.Pierre
    Twisting popcorn pubes like Koscheck's hair.
    Chugging Xzyience dropping science like a man possessed.
    Wanna shoot a hot load across Don Frye's chest.
    Cause Penn may be The Prodigy but me I'm The Creator.
    Wring one out on Sam Stout, premature ejaculator.
    Cause that's who I is and you know who I am.
    Check your facts bitch: I'm an MMA Fan.

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  4. Meet the future of women's MMA - transsexual terror Cari Cox. Follow Cari as she trains for The Ultimate Fighter 18, talks about her biggest challenge as a transgendered fighter, and sends a message to Ronda Rousey, Cristiane "Cyborg" Santos, and the rest of the UFC's 135-pound division.

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    Music - Diamondsnake Live at WFMU on The Evan Funk Davies Show, 6/16/10
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  5. We all know that distracted driving is dangerous, but some distractions are deadlier than others. Receiving a blowjob behind the wheel can take your eyes off the road for an average of three minutes ñ five if youíve been drinking. And while totally awesome, those three minutes can have horrific consequences.

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    Get ahead of the problem: it may save your skin.

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