Born in Vasaria, Transylvania, I got my associates in Mad Science and Decorative Macrame from Transylvania Community College (go Fighting Swamp Bats!).

After graduation, angry villagers with pitch forks and torches (still apparently a bit miffed at my final project getting loose and causing no end of trouble, but macrame can be dangerous you know) asked me to find new living arrangements and escorted me to a ship leaving for America.

Currently I tend the Haunted Light House in Mastic, New York, which also serves as the Transylvanian Embassy. In my spare time I like to make web videos and plot to take over Mastic, New York using mad science.

I also like the musical styling's of one Sarah Brightman.