David Yurkanin
This is the opening sentence. It gets your attention. This is the second sentence. I tell you something impressive about my work. You think of me as a talented guy. This next sentence convinces you that even though I am just one of millions of designers, I am somehow unique and worth your time. This one is witty and creative. The next sentences tell you the story of my life thus far. By sentence five my sarcastic sense of humor has gotten stale and you move on.
