Evan Johnson

Evan Johnson

Joined / Boston, MA

Evan Johnson is a simply terrible human being. never let him out of your sights. chances are he is a cylon plotting the demise of the human race. his films are pure terror incarnate and should NEVER, EVER be viewed by anyone. The Massart Film and Video department is merely humoring his sorry excuse for art, and he will most likely be forcibly banned from the establishment within the year. the upper echelon of the New Hampshire State government has taken responsibility for his unfortunate existence, and will see that his hands are promptly amputated at the wrist at the most convenient opportunity to ensure that no further harm comes to any innocent ocular nerves. if spotted on the street, do not hesitate to call Boston City Animal Control at 617.635.5348.

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