Fozzie Bear

Hiya! Hiya! I'm Fozzie Bear!
Thanks for visiting my site! Speaking of which, I've been logging in so much I'm starting to feel like a lumberjack!
Wocka! Wocka!
Get it?
Logging?
Lumberjack?
Hoo boy! That reminds me: where did the busy blogger sleep? Give up? On a four-POSTER bed!
Ahhh!
Funn-ee!
But seriously, folks, I love the Internet. In fact, I never METADATA I didn't like!
Wocka! Wocka!
(Note to self: Find out what this joke means)
By the way, it's tough to tell if you are laughing out there, so please send me an "L" if you are, and tell me whether its "OL" or while "ROTF" or "NAA" (not at all). Be gentle, I can't BEAR rejection.
Aaaah!
WOCKA! WOCKA!