He was born in the dark ages, From a flower and a priest.

His face was yellow and his teeth were blue.

Sometimes, and to scare annoying kids, he used to smile.

He pursued a bright career in law, until one day he though to himself with a smile, "Since I'm working as prostitute, let me at least enjoy it"...

After some random sexual experiences with vampires, he decided that he wanted to promote TV shows for fun, and Human Nature for free...

Then he fell in love with a Nenuphar and they were given a beautiful female monster for Christmas.

Robin died in 1894 at the age of 17.
Some FBI reports said: he was the mastermind of a terrorist attack, and he committed suicide by watching eight hundred and seventy two hours of TV in a row which resulted into his death from dehydration and boredom.
He was trying to bomb and utterly destroy the infrastructure of the American Dream, which he failed to do.

His family and close friends, disagree with the first 870 hours, and the dehydration part, but they agree on the fact that he died of boredom after 2 consecutive hours of watching TV.

It is said that his soul still shows on screen from time to time, to remind people that there are things to do in life, and these things are better than watching controlled crap on TV.