(Click YOUTUBE link, above, if your computer can't handle these videos and badly "stutters" while playing -like mine does. All videos posted here are also posted there.)

FUSTERCLUCK aka
TOM & ANDY aka
T & A aka
THEM & YOURS aka
GRAMMA BETTY'S MIDNITE MADNESS aka
THE PSYCHO-LUMINARIES aka
SMELLY ELF SOUP etc.

Alternative comedy.

All shorts written by Thomas Ferranti and Andrew Schulsinger and have been featured in these
FINGERS OR THE BRIDE VIDEO* Productions:
- "DRAIN YOUR HEAD" (1988)
Feature-length independent video.
- "ACHOO! TV" (1990-1994)
Twenty-episode weekly half-hour "Public Access" cable television series seen throughout the San Fernando Valley, California.

Fustercluck audio has been featured on the J-BIRD RECORDS release:
- "EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE LIKE JED" (1999)
and on the Vaporine Audio* Independent label:
- "FREE" (2000) 6-song EP
- "SNURDGIN' TO THE OLDIES" (2004) Full album.

CLICK reverbnation.com/fustercluck for thirteen original weird-ass audio tracks by Fustercluck.

Friend them at MySpace.com/Fustercluck

They have never performed in front of a live audience, unless in various public or private social settings where they can often be found instigating spontaneous mugraces and encouraging others to do baggies with them, or educating some naive young girl to what they refer to as "feeding the bird", "feeding the monkey" and "opening your umbrella".

Thomas has recently become an improv comedy student at the Westside Eclectic in Santa Monica, California - the same city where Andrew skateboards while delivering pizza.

They badly want badly to perform badly at the 2009 San Francisco Sketchfest and to turn people onto their short-circuiting, abstract comedy.

"If you can tell us what is so funny about the weird crap that we do, then you're even crazier than we are!"

(*"Vaporine Audio" and "Fingers or the Bride" Video are THE IMPOSINGLY LARGE COMPANY companies.)