Parody of 'Life On Mars' by David Bowie, written, recorded, shot and cut in four days at the Filmonik Kabaret 2013; a week long guerilla filmmaking event.
Filmonik is the Manchester "Cell" of the Kino00 movement. For further information about Filmonik, and how to get involved, visit filmonik.com. For background on the Kino movement as a whole visit planetekino.com.
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Got the call from NASA today
They are sending me far away
Finally I'm a real spaceman!
Got a C on my space exam
It's all I've ever wanted to be
Been my dream since the age of three
I cannot wait to leave Earth, to go
I'd better let my family know...
But my mother is not impressed
In fact she seems kind of stressed!
She says, 'Have you not seen the news?'
And turns it on for me to view...
'Spaceman, missing, lost in action!'
'Huw Edwards, says it's not safe to go'
'He says you should stay at home'
'If you want to live!'
'Blood-stained footage from the last crew'
'Turn back! Zombies, with tiny claws!'
'They've got adorable paws!'
Zombie-cats on Maaaaaaaaaaars!!!
Now I'm well on my way to Mars
Need to wee, hope it's not too far
I don't know what's in store for me
The cats have killed Curiosity
I touch down and I leave the craft
Look around, it all seems safe
There is nothing else to report
Oh look, there was water here after all!
But wait, there's also something else
What it is, I just cannot tell!
Smells of death and softly purrs
It is moving in quickly, and...
Feline, munching on my kidneys
Oh man! Look at my intestines go
They've chewed off all of my toes
Take a look at my entrails
Wrapped around his whiskers
Man-beast, nibbling at my spinal chord
And now I'm joining the horde
Zombie-cats on Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars!!!
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