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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
(Groucho Marx)

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
(Ellen DeGeneres)

Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people as to how they shall think.
(Arthur Schopenhauer)

The animal is ignorant of the fact that he knows. The man is aware of the fact that he is ignorant.
(Victor Hugo)

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
(Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx)

"Meow” means “woof” in cat.
(George Carlin)

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
(Winston Churchill)

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