Born a poor farm girl in the wilds of Kansas, I’m no stranger to the horrors of hard labor, having toiled in the corn fields with the other children from dusk till dawn.

At age 12, I was possessed by a demon spirit and Rosemary, my poor mother, sent me off to boarding school at Ross Prentiss Academy where I learned genetics and fencing. After a freak lab accident in herbology class, however, I was forced to head back west to live with my uncle and complete my schooling in Haddonfield, Illinois.

After a turbulent senior year in public school, Chicago’s Elm Street became my first home and the place where I found my true love of entertaining.

Following a failed stint as a dominatrix, after which, no litigation was pursued, I relocated to the most evil place on Earth- Washington DC, where I currently reside with my cat Lilith and a phoenix named Rami.

I love schlocky horror, 50’s fashion, Halloween, relaxing with a nice triffid truffle and a good cocktail, am handy with a bull whip, and will one day marry Bruce Campbell.