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After several years aboard the USS Enterprise-D and three years at Starfleet Academy. A young Wesley Crusher cut his own Starfleet career short, when he dropped out of the Academy, and chose to continue down a more unparagoned path. A life in which he has accompanied the trans-dimensional Tau Alphan the Traveler throughout the endless galaxies, on a chemically fueled quest to amass the known universe's most comprehensive collection of vintage "music videos" from Earth's genre-less Great Renaissance of the 21st century. Tau has aslo been rumored to be responsible for bestowing upon Wes the name in which he is most commonly referred to presently; Lazer Off Safety, or even more recently, just Laze.