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Dear internet masses,

Welcome Power Lunchers! You have made a wise decision by interacting with our content. Research show that Power Lunching results in what social psychologists call the 'halo effect.' Those fortunate enough to locate our golden needle in the internet haystack report feelings of euphoria, are judged by their peers to be universally competent and attractive, and radiate an enlightened glow from the core of their being. Becoming a Power Luncher is a simple matter of visiting our website, letspowerlunch.com, as part of a daily routine. Maximum affects are achieved by starting and ending your day viewing our carefully curated comedy. You do your part and we will continue to meet in dimly-lit, oak paneled rooms drinking single barrel rye plotting the next zeitgeist.


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