Hi, my name is Alex Malsomalso.
I was born in russia eleven years ago.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my camouflashed monkey tail.
As I was a little girl, I messed up with a fairy.
The tail reminds me of my journey to Japan.
It was sort of a punishment of the fairy.
I ate a lot of cooked, raw fish back there.
I beat god in a chess game once.
He was all outraged and made the lemons sour.
I said sorry and stopped believing in him.
Immediately he disappeared.
Since then I know, god is only a construct of my mind, all people are adapting.
I'm thinking of them building churches and having wars all because I have such a wandering mind.
Each friday night I'm coming home from my barracks and I'm trying to find out the password for our summon island in the middle of the alster river, where I live.
The password is always a combination of five letters, two numbers and twelve cookies.
Once I've found the combination out, it's time to go to bed and the friday is over.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here is that I are Longcat, the inkarnation of Hitler's dog Blondi.
You should immediately message me if you can imagine an unicorn, that looks like a cloud, which looks like an unicorn.