MISSTALLICA is an all FEMALE tribute to METALLICA!!!!!!! It was formed in
2008 by drummer and former tennis prodigy, Kaleen Reading and
guitarist/vocalist Gina Randazzo. The two met after Reading posted an ad in a
local newspaper called The Incinerator. The ad stated that she was looking for
a sick metal chick to rock out with. She just wanted someone to jam with,
someone else to rock out some SABBATH, maybe some MAIDEN, you know
maybe a little DIAMOND HEAD, perhaps a bit Jethro Tull (SIKE!!) Anyway,
the two began jamming and the musical chemistry was perfect.

A few weeks later a local club owner was looking to book a sweet metal act and
asked the girls to play. They impulsively agreed without discussing what
exactly they would even play. But when you’re asked to play a sweet metal gig
there’s only one thing to be played……… METALLICA!!!!!!! Gina Randazzo has
the Hetfield in her heart and the fire of hell in her soul. NO LIFE TILL
LEATHER!!!!! Kaleen informed Gina that she also plays in a little band called
QUEEN DIAMOND, THE WORLDS ONLY (we think) ALL FEMALE TRIBUTE TO
KING DIAMOND!!!! The wheels were turning for an all female tribute to
METALLICA, and Kaleen’s plan was to use Gigi, the guitarist from QUEEN
DIAMOND, to fill out the band.

Reading sent Gigi a message via messenger hawk asking if she would join the
band. Without hesitation, Gigi grabbed her axe and jumped in her AH-1 Super
Cobra twin engine attack helicopter. On her way to the swamps of Jersey, Gigi
learned every METALLICA song from KILL ‘EM ALL to THE BLACK ALBUM.
The almost complete MISSTALLICA’s first band practice was so fucking heavy
and awesome that everyone in a 10.72 mile radius dropped dead. The girls
were pleased with their rehearsal and decided to have a celebratory meal at
their favorite restaurant (International Hamburgers And Tasty Eats). Once
they were 10.73 miles out out of the town they had practiced in, the girls
heard the most beautiful sound they had ever heard. It was the sound of
distorted bass…….with WHA WHA! The celebratory meal had to wait. It was
time to go on an adventure to find what could be the one thing to complete
their band. They pulled up to A Mansion in Darkness where the sound was
coming from and kicked down the door. What was inside was the lead singer of
QUEEN DIAMOND Teddi Tarnoff practicing bass. The girls didn’t recognize her
without her KING DIAMOND makeup and apparel but they were thrilled at the
idea of having her in the band!!

MISSTALLICA is now complete and they RULE!!! Skeptics be prepared for a good
old fashioned ass kicking. Metal friends come one and all to bang your heads!!!