INT. KITCHEN - LATE AFTERNOON

Guest: Eleanor Mann - eleanormann.com

State: Doing swell
See: That cool ring on it video - Beyoncé - tinyurl.com/47xgus
Hear: Nation of Talkers - "Comment Planet" - tinyurl.com/bc5n98
Idea: Baby shoes are a dick
Fact: Only child and managing expectations

Then: Darkness. Imprisoning me. tinyurl.com/dm2of8

INT. OFFICE - LATE AFTERNOON

How public speaking is and isn't like plumbing.
How my kid is almost talking.
How we drink. - tinyurl.com/kx8r4
How Gruber wonders what you are looking at Dicknose - "Fireball: The John Gruber Story" - Vimeo: vimeo.com/3020446; Site: fireball-the-movie.com
How Baby Butlers come in sets of seven - "Baby Butlers" song (Sorry, Scott Joplin. Sorry, the late James Brady.) - tinyurl.com/bql8ld
How to go to a concert. No, seriously.
How not to kill a giant bird when you're riding around on a boat.
How hypocrisy is for hypocrites. And, how I'm so totally okay with that.
How I defend the popular Canadian non-fiction author, Malcolm Gladwell.
How is that?

INT. OFFICE - MORNING

But, then you crave another headache an hour later; It's casual; Getting boarded; iLife overkill; Baby Butlers

State: Back in navy blue
See: New talk on "Patterns for Creativity" tinyurl.com/bzk3s8
Hear: Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass - "A Taste of Honey" - tinyurl.com/6py2vc
Idea: Grids, CSS frameworks - bluetrip.org - blueprintcss.org - designinfluences.com/fluid960gs
Fact: Sweaters from Costco. Shut up.

Then: It's true. I will. Also, cutting.

More about Baby Butlers: youlooknicetoday.com/episode/tux-age

Mr. Show- “Dr. X Doomsday Telethon” - tinyurl.com/ddu435 - "We got no soup!"

INT. OFFICE - MORNING

Happy Chow Yun-Fat! - It's Chinese Year of The Awkward; Jordan & Jesse are the real deal; Fried appies for the whole table; Monkey dish of gravy; Speaking of tables: "Jessie."

State: Staying hydrated. *SO* important to stay hydrated.
Hear: Girl Talk - "Feed the Animals"; Pick Hit: "Let Me See You" tinyurl.com/cafcy6; Samples used: tinyurl.com/4eajxt
See: "Murder in the City" — ass-ton of Avett Bros. covers! tinyurl.com/aomkcw
Idea: Bobby Hill. (Fave Bobby line: tinyurl.com/AndThereItGoes)
Fact: I was, for a time, "Jason."

Then: Facts about Chinese New Year.

Pimps:

* You Look Nice Today - YouLookNiceToday.com - New episodes soon
* New: "QPR: 'The 14-Second Work Year'" - tinyurl.com/JimFairness

INT. OFFICE - MORNING

Loose ends, Jealous of my niece, Love archive.org , Freak dancing.

State: Lanolin Sparkly (by Ben Sherman)
Hear: My hero: Jean Shepherd - tinyurl.com/atd9xr
See: Armand Van Helden (w/Spalding Rockwell) - “Hear My Name” - tinyurl.com/bh5lbn (Spanking and disco? Duh.)
Idea: Get the hell out of my bucket before you die
Fact: (.38 Special x 2) + vandalism = something like dancing

Then: Paul and Storm are my guys - paulandstorm.com