Sometimes using the word SHIT excessively, I am a neurotic and deranged Chinese pedigree whose 'limited edition' Chinese language is substandard.

From my sinister experience with schools and examinations, I've almost given up encouraging education and I'll be actively advocating all parents to raise their children as stand-up comedians like Ryan Stiles or Russel Peter.

I lead a lifestyle that requires more Apple shares than Steve Jobs, with the pay package of Barack Obama and Fernando Alonso altogether. I would also like to have lunch with the Pope, marry the best woman, and own an Airbus A380 myself.