Ryan Hansen
You may find this shocking, but I don't actually look like my picture. Call it misleading and sneaky. Anyway I'm Ryan. Because this is the internet, that's all I'll say. you can probably Google me and have my bank details, life story and past girlfriends in the top 5 results, so why post them here? Also, no one ever reads theses things let alone cares, hence why I don't "tweet". If you are reading this you are probably thinking I'm a grumpy old man who yells at kids to get off his lawn or drives like its 1939 at 35kph. Again, its misleading and sneaky. I'm not going to tell you, A) you're not actually reading this B) you don't care and C) I'm 22. Enough of this time wasting, get back to work!
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