Jerry Orbach *really* wanted to donate his eyes when he died. NYC comedian Matt Ruby tells you all about it. More at sandpapersuit.com

Move over Larry the Cable Guy, it's Mortimer the Steel Baron, the world's first White Collar Comedian! He's insanely wealthy and can't wait to tell you all about it. (More Matt Ruby videos at: sandpapersuit.com.)

This is a dramatization of Citysearch user Alinoelle78's review of the New York restaurant "Butter." More like this at sandpapersuit.com

Topics include: Jerry Orbach, Snickers, grammar nazis, the religious right, the East Village, and video games. More at sandpapersuit.com.

Matt Ruby stand up comedy at Caroline's in NYC. More at sandpapersuit.com.