The Franklin Pleaser
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Benjamin Franklin's parting gift to the world. Starring the real Ben Franklin. http://www.secretpants.net
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Some People Just Don't Know How To Hang. http://www.secretpants.net
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You spend your whole life raising them... http://www.secretpants.net
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Get in on the blood soaking action. It's real blood! Your Blood! It's the hottest new toy! It's awesome... Totally! Plasma Blaster 3000.
Bryce Gets A Blowjob
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It's The Circle Of Life, And It Moves Us All. http://www.secretpants.net
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If You're In The Chicagoland Area And Lookin' For A Quick Bite, Why Don't You Come On In To Honest Abe's Steaks and Subs? http://www.secretpants.net
The Chattel System
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You'll Make Fucking Millions, I Swear. http://www.secretpants.net
Dead Hooker Theater
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See The Glass Menagerie performed by a lively cast of dead prostitutes. Critics called it "riveting" and "nauseating." http://www.secretpants.net
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A new fragrance available at a fine retailer near you. http://www.secretpants.net
Bookends With Bryce
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In Every Wish And Dream And Happy Home, You Will Find The Kingdom Of The Gnome. http://secretpants.net
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There is no way-- morally, ethically-- that Secret Pants would ever be allowed to adopt a child. http://www.secretpants.net
Booty Shorts for Men
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Are you a man who has always wanted to tell the world about himself on the booty of tiny shorts? Well now, you can.
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