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It's really very simple: * if you're in the way, keep moving * if you stop moving, get out of the way. This is Ape Law, and we must teach it to our young.

People aren't pushing The Freedom Plan.

This is an insanely boring video of a child doing nothing. Unless that child is your favorite person in the universe, and you desperately wish you could put every day with her in a bottle. Babies make you into a total pussy.

Mm. I can already tell. The Force is strong with this one.

HR described her as a talented but mercurial botanist with a deep love of any flora in her care. (Edited on the iPhone with Reel Director.)

INT. KITCHEN - LATE AFTERNOON Guest: Eleanor Mann - http://www.eleanormann.com State: Doing swell See: That cool ring on it video - Beyoncé - http://tinyurl.com/47xgus Hear: Nation of Talkers - "Comment Planet" - http://tinyurl.com/bc5n98 Idea: Baby shoes are a dick Fact: Only child and managing […]

Still working out some of the kinks.

We like to periodically interview the new people here.

She seems to have been empowered by the new Exersaucer.

Phone Guy gets a new unit.

Eleanor has a squeaky new giraffe friend. And a seat that swings while playing heavily-synthesized classical music.