Hiya! Hiya! I'm Fozzie Bear! Thanks for visiting my site! Speaking of which, I've been logging in so much I'm starting to feel like a lumberjack! Wocka! Wocka! Get it? Logging? Lumberjack? Hoo boy! That reminds me: where did the busy blogger sleep? Give up? On a four-POSTER bed! Ahhh! Funn-ee!…
Rizzo The Rat Sewer, Under Hollywood & Vine
I enjoy being a rat, in every sense of the word. To me, verminitude is a way of life, a commitment to being the first off the ship and the last to leave the buffet. Plus, nobody expects much from you, which is a good thing cause I ain't sharing with nobody, so bug off . . . oh, and have a nice day!
Beaker Muppet Labs
Meep meep meep meep! Meep meep meep meep. VIMEO TRANSLATOR: I love to break the laws of physics and not get caught.
Statler & Waldorf The Balcony, Muppet Theater
We believe that anything worth doing is worth complaining about . . . that if you can't say something nice, then you're our kind of people . . . and, most of all, that today is the first day of what's left of your life.
The Great Gonzo Custard Shields, CA
I believe in living on the edge, up among the stars, out where you can feel the winds of adventure blowing through your ears just before you hit that brick wall up ahead hard . . . and boy is this gonna hurrrrrrrrt!
Sam Eagle America
I am an American and an Eagle. And as a citizen of this great nation, I am not required to give any further information to any weirdoes who may be reading this. Thank you.