Matthew W. Cole

Matthew W. Cole

Joined / New Jersey

"Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned." - Fight Club

If you're looking for someone who is exciting and is an outgoing party animal, you're in the wrong place. I have my moments but im not really all that exciting. Im actually boring i think for the most part. I like simple things like staying home and watching movies with my friends. If i could i would play video games for days. I am an aspiring journalist in the field of video games. So talk to me and i will talk to you and probably make you laugh...a lot. Oh and i never drink or smoke and i doesn't impress me so if thats all you have to talk about then don't even bother talking to me.

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