I was hatched in a petri dish. Abandon by scientist and left at the doorstep of a commune. Where I was raised by radical republican hippies. I discovered I had the mutant power of sarcasm and use it frequently. I was thrown out of my commune home after professing that Reganomics was a sexually transmitted disease.
I ended up living alone in the middle of a dry lake bed in Neveda only to be kicked out by naked hairy hippes so they could make a home called Burningman.
I now follow Lewis Black around hoping he will adopt me.