Kyle Ford

Listens to bands that you have never heard of. Has a hairstyle that can only be described as "complicated." Is tattooed. Maybe gay. Definitely cooler than you. Deemed cool by the cool. Reads Black Book, Nylon, and the Styles section of the New York Times. Often Complains. Probably living off parents money - and spends a great deal of it to look like he doesn't have any. Has friends and/or self cut hair. Dyes it frequently (black, white-blonde, etc. and until scalp bleeds). Has a closet full of clothing but usually wears same three things OVER AND OVER (most likely very tight black pants, scarf, and ironic tee-shirt). Sleeps with everyone and talks about it at great volume in crowded coffee shops. Addicted to coffee, cigarettes (Camel Crush) and possibly cocaine. Claims to be in a band. Rehearsals consist of choosing outfits for next show. Always on "the list". Majors or majored in fashion, vanity, or fame. Name-drops.

My goal is to redefine simplicity. I've worked very hard to get where I am now. I want to be able to take in life and give what I can back. For me my style and who I am is what I live for. I've turned the name Kyle Ford into a name brand and refuse to let my reputation become tarnished. I strive to make the world a better place. I want to be able to look back and see that the path I am on is the right one. I know 2009 is going to be a year I am in my prime.