Being a techno-imaginator for so so many years, my left brain and right brain had been bullying and cajoling each other for eons. Finally, the sheer, weak membrane that kept both hemispheres from consuming each other gave way. And to my remarkable surprise, both chunks of gray matter absconded to a German beer garden, drank warm dark stout, worked out their issues, and returned to my braincase a multifaceted, brilliant, highly creative, incredibly technical duo. And, my gut-busting headaches have disappeared. But, now I have this insatiable urge to consume mass quantities of Weizenbock, nuzzle curiously aromatic, big breasted beer maidens, and watch German soccer on the tele.