Drew Kukura

Once opon a time there was a potato, his name was Lincoln. Lincoln really enjoyed it when people complemented him on his wille nelson tatoo. He also didin't like squishy cabbage, but thats an entirely diffrent story. Well needless to say he got a bit tired every once and awhile. When that happened he would shout "Yellow! Whoppieee! Beware of the desert, don't slip!". And when that happened everyone around him would turn into sleasy looking winter coats. Ha! How 'bout that? He also had some water skis. He didn't use them much. And then the winter costs would go and be odd looking shelf stockers at thier local supermarket. Lincon wanted to be an artist, or an orange, or even a husk of corn, ANYTHING would be better than a uptight raddish like his parents. Complacent lazy and sluggish. SSSSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUU UUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!! Salt!