Jay Johnson

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Me? Well ...I race cars, I play tennis, and I fondle women, but I have weekends off, and I am my own boss...
Hah!!! Don’t you wish you were me? I know I do...

Sorry, okay seriously...

I attended Juilliard,
I am a graduate of the Harvard Business School.
I travel quite extensively.
I lived through the Black Plague, and had a pretty-good time during that.
I've seen “The Exorcist” about a Hundred Sixty-Seven Times, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!!!