Eli Juicy Jones
My name is Eli Juicy Jones, I’m not hot, I don’t take great photos, I live in Seattle and I used to have a dog named Pinball. I love my camera, Science Fiction, RPG and MMO Games, Politics, Modern Fiction, Self-Help, Home Improvement, Porno Magazines, Religious Pamphlets, Cereal Boxes, Napalm Recipes, Wallet-sized Insurance Calendars, VCR Instructions, screaming in rage at the newspaper, beating the piss out of my Microsoft Windows Voodoo doll, Rice Krispies Treats, and Corn Dogs.
