Zack McDonald Plus

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Zack McDonald is a creative director.

Zack McDonald is a copywriter.

Zack McDonald is a struggling screenwriter.

Zack McDonald is an occasional film director.

Zack McDonald is hungry for peanut butter cookies.

Zack McDonald once ate his weight in beef jerky.

Zack McDonald does not use a comb.

Zack McDonald needs a haircut.

Zack McDonald is an avid Spoon fan.

Zack McDonald would like to make soup for you.

Zack McDonald feeds his dog pepperoni.

Zack McDonald trims his beard bi-weekly.

Zack McDonald occasionally shampoos his beard.

Zack McDonald is having a heart-to-heart with his beard right now.

Zack McDonald wants to apologize but doesn't know how.

Zack McDonald wants nothing more than to sing you a song.

Zack McDonald sometimes rubs people the wrong way.

Zack McDonald thinks he likes you less than you like him.

Zack McDonald probably likes you more than you like him.

Zack McDonald hates it when you look at him that way.

Zack McDonald is thinking about eating chili.

Zack McDonald would rather be in Texas right now.

Zack McDonald wore out his best pair of boots.

Zack McDonald hates everything about the outfit you are wearing.

Zack McDonald already knows how the movie ends.

Zack McDonald is combing his stuffed animals.

Zack McDonald is suffering from reader's block.

Zack McDonald believes in the healing properties of Fleetwood Mac.

Zack McDonald is quitting.

Zack McDonald is watching you.

Zack McDonald hates your face.

Zack McDonald loves your voice.

Zack McDonald steps on cats sometimes.

Zack McDonald is glad he's not in London today.

Zack McDonald is a lazy, lazy man.

Zack McDonald is a fucking genius.

Zack McDonald buys more books than he reads.

Zack McDonald wishes you a pleasant drive home.

Zack McDonald lit a candle for you last night.

Zack McDonald likes the beginning but hates the end.

Zack McDonald used to love Wilco.

Zack McDonald still kinda loves Wilco.

Zack McDonald can't stand it.

Zack McDonald is not your average bear.

Zack McDonald is hungry for beans and thirsty for Coke.

Zack McDonald wants to touch your hair.

Zack McDonald is the worst kind of friend.

Zack McDonald wishes you hadn't said that.

Zack McDonald is peering into your soul.

Zack McDonald used to wear hats.

Zack McDonald wants an apology.

Zack McDonald still believes in you.

Zack McDonald drinks too much coffee.

Zack McDonald would rather be at the Waldorf.

Zack McDonald will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Zack McDonald has been called a daft racist on two ocassions.

Zack McDonald has a timebomb in his mind, Mom.

Zack McDonald has a landmine in his bloodline.

Zack McDonald has got it badly for a stick legged girl.

Zack McDonald wishes he were smarter and more grown up.

Zack McDonald is taking dead aim on the rich boys.

Zack McDonald is referencing Wes Anderson again.

Zack McDonald will eventually sell the cutaway idea.

Zack McDonald is running out of Paul Auster novels.

Zack McDonald does not feel comfortable telling you how he really feels.

Zack McDonald would like for you to stop emailing him.

Zack McDonald has been rejected by McSweeney's a lot.

Zack McDonald lives where the suckers moon.

Zack McDonald forgot how to type.

Zack McDonald is sick of vampires.

Zack McDonald is your enemy.

Zack McDonald is your friend.

Zack McDonald is not coming back for an encore.

Zack McDonald will never go bald.

Zack McDonald has unruly eyebrows.

Zack McDonald is one half of E-Z Does It.

Zack McDonald is smellzle on iChat.

Zack McDonald hates Twitter and Twizzlers.

Zack McDonald wants to be friends with Jeffrey Brown.

Zack McDonald knows all the banners on the web.

Zack McDonald is in the market for a good pair of sneakers.

Zack McDonald could go on like this forever.

Zack McDonald is hungry for a Greenwoods burger.

Zack McDonald broke the bed.

Zack McDonald let all the bananas go bad.

Zack McDonald is jealous of the new guy.

Zack McDonald is preparing for the apocalypse.

Zack McDonald wants to work in a record shop.

Zack McDonald used up all his savings.

Zack McDonald cannot be trusted to do his own taxes.

Zack McDonald is looking to replace you.

Zack McDonald is a black bird with an orange beak.

Zack McDonald is a cold cup of coffee.

Zack McDonald is sometimes mistaken for Zick McDonald.

Zack McDonald is glad it grew back.

Zack McDonald has broken it again.

Zack McDonald has a platypus where his heart used to be.

Zack McDonald wants you to stop begging.

Zack McDonald is boycotting Jimmy Dean sausage.

Zack McDonald is a real American hero.

Zack McDonald is already dead.

Zack McDonald is not a man, Zack McDonald is a band.

Zack McDonald no longer owns an automobile.

Zack McDonald is huge in Holland.

Zack McDonald is not a blogger.

Zack McDonald once ate a year old Cheeto.

Zack McDonald is facing soup on aisle three.

Zack McDonald shops at Conrad's when he can.

Zack McDonald dresses himself.

Zack McDonald wishes he were a stegosaurus.

Zack McDonald is not as limber as he'd like to be.

Zack McDonald has not been to the gym in a very long time.

Zack McDonald never stood a chance.

Zack McDonald has only himself to blame.

Zack McDonald is pushing the human race forward.

Zack McDonald made his bed today.

Zack McDonald is prepared to fight for your love.

Zack McDonald is no longer a Lego maniac.

Zack McDonald is illegally downloading a motion picture.

Zack McDonald wants a shot at the title.

Zack McDonald can be found in the easy listening section.

Zack McDonald drools in his sleep.

Zack McDonald doesn't get it.

Zack McDonald feels sorry for you.

Zack McDonald is silently judging you.

Zack McDonald thought it was funnier the first time.

Zack McDonald can't find his way home.

Zack McDonald is not happy.

Zack McDonald can feel the walls closing in.

Zack McDonald is not lonely.

Zack McDonald is imagining you naked.

Zack McDonald does not like strawberries.

Zack McDonald deleted the originals.

Zack McDonald would rather punch you than look at you.

Zack McDonald is ringing the church bells.

Zack McDonald wants to be your villain.

Zack McDonald is dancing like he's never danced before.

Zack McDonald is making you a hair pie.

Zack McDonald would like to buy you a muffin.

Zack McDonald feels funny.

Zack McDonald doesn't like it anymore.

Zack McDonald rode his bike into the creek.

Zack McDonald would like it medium rare, please.

Zack McDonald is a piece of stray paper.

Zack McDonald doesn't want to be your friend anymore.

Zack McDonald owes you big time.

Zack McDonald is worshiping the devil.

Zack McDonald wants to build you a house with his bare hands.

Zack McDonald needs love.

Zack McDonald is a shoddy carpenter.

Zack McDonald is all out of bubblegum.

Zack McDonald has got your number.

Zack McDonald feels it deeper than you.

Zack McDonald can hear Jimmy.

Zack McDonald is not brave enough to sniff glue.

Zack McDonald is in the bathroom again.

Zack McDonald is uncrossing his heart.

Zack McDonald found a reason.

Zack McDonald waits right here.

Zack McDonald is so last year.

Zack McDonald is sick.

Zack McDonald is the mustard on your bologna.

Zack McDonald would kill for a hotdog.

Zack McDonald is versatile.

Zack McDonald hurt his arm in the fall.

Zack McDonald saw a shooting star tonight and thought of you.

Zack McDonald has watched Wonder Boys many times.

Zack McDonald wonders what it means to be a rebel.

Zack McDonald is hoping to win the lottery.

Zack McDonald ate all the Jell-o.

Zack McDonald is not scared of nuthin.

Zack McDonald woke up crying.

Zack McDonald had one too many.

Zack McDonald curses you.

Zack McDonald is getting uglier every day.

Zack McDonald is a whiner.

Zack McDonald is complaining again.

Zack McDonald is losing.

Zack McDonald touched the cactus.

Zack McDonald does not give a shit about astrology.

Zack McDonald wins again.

Zack McDonald just wants it to happen already.

Zack McDonald is really fucking on.

Zack McDonald is waiting on the sun.

Zack McDonald is finally sweeping the back porch.

Zack McDonald is a drifter.

Zack McDonald does not want to be your friend on Facebook.

Zack McDonald wishes he knew how to quit you.

Zack McDonald is dry humping the couch.

Zack McDonald will not be defeated.

Zack McDonald is unafraid in the face of danger.

Zack McDonald is a peanut farmer.

Zack McDonald is too little to farm.

Zack McDonald doesn't like the stew.

Zack McDonald is muddy.

Zack McDonald liked it.

Zack McDonald has white chin whiskers.

Zack McDonald had everything he needed to get him killed.

Zack McDonald supports Dolph Lundgren's return to the screen.

Zack McDonald always sleeps on the floor.

Zack McDonald wants Cohaagen to give these people air, goddammit.

Zack McDonald is reminded of a bad experience.

Zack McDonald has a bigger TV than you.

Zack McDonald misses his bean dip.

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