The Alienbutt Saga from Glenn Scrimshaw.
Picture Humanity entered space, and thanks to coffee (the most adictive drug the universe has ever seen) soon own most of it. Only the Ick Empire and the last of the Alienbutts can stop the evil Coffee Houses's plan to dominate space.
A totally new kind of hero, he eats junk food, drinks whiskey and has toxic bad wind. Add a dodgy dress sense that does nothing to hide his fat arse and you have Piestoff Alienbutt. The ex taxi driver who finds himself placed in the center of events as galactic war breaks out.
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