Not to ever not stop being not not outdone the Nation has once again braved Deth itself; jettisoning dignity and the contents of their stomaches the Nation convened in an event one person called 'fucking gross, ewwwwwww'. The K$N Kumvention marked the start of spring, the season of Tramadol and shirtless skidz. To that end, the National committee of propaganda brings you this heart warming motion picture. We don't want you to write us, we don't want you to blog about us and we certainly don't want you to bring your friends to our next race. This is a personal kummunication. Think of it as Our way of saying 'go throw up blood on your own dique'.
~ Austifari (head wordsman on the National Kummittee)