nature conspires against me as I drag ass knee deep in lung butter along with gang-green arm.
fine time to get the 'booty' call.
please feel free to draw the Schleprock rainy cloud over my stuffed nose.
Please paypal generously in to the Shane needs gas fund.
email@example.com - yes give until it hurts dammit.
or go buy a shirt. that hurts too but you get to cover your nipples.