Banalification
Stream text directly into your brain. With this new technique/technology and some practice you can improve your reading speed by a thousandfold. While reading the conventional way, you're being wastefull with your time. That is because about 70% of the time spent reading is being used to move your ayeballs to the next word, line or page. In order to get faster input through your visual sensory apparatus, use the new Jizz Reader TM. Better your information / time ratio while consuming text and in general while uploading information like your entire ebook collection to your brain. Stay up to date, know about everything – because information and knowledge is power.
Needless to say is that we've tested and optimised our system in order to integrate most seaminglessly with the devices that are already coupled with you. With these supporting infrastructures soon everybody will be able to process much more information in realtime.
