Canon 7D: $1600.
35mm 1.4 lens: $1300.
The expression your friends give when they realize you've been recording video instead of taking a picture: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, but for dumb art-house shorts there's the 7D.
Song: Confetti by 1,2,3
In some parts I was shooting in very low light, so I had to crank up the ISO.