Lead Anchor Hanus Num Nums delivers today's KWTF Inaction News. Happy Halloween! In sports today, a man in Albertville, Alabama adds a new twist to "plain old incest."
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Transcript: It's Halloween, but you don't have to live in New York to see the freaks come out of their asylums. Take, for instance, Albertville, Alabama, where a 19-year old teen has been charged with raping his 45 year old mother. Investigators on the scene have stated that while the crime is a grizzly example of pure evil in the world, they hope this will not tarnish the sanctity of sex between a man and his mother....This is Hanus, saying "ba na neer new new neer new new neeeeewh."