Even though Decepticons, Cylons, and Johnny 5 may eventually control the world with humanity destroyed or as their pets but we can still get a lot of use out of them until then. Hubot is an open source multi-service chat bot built for finding cat pictures and deploying servers as a part of GitHub's ChatOps workflow. ChatOps is meant to enable rapid response, automation, collaboration, and use of cutting edge techniques in operations, but can also help with incident response, reverse engineering, OSINT, and other computer network defense tasks. For this we created Hubot Variable Threat Response. Hubot VTR to let us automate & collaborate on security operations. You'll learn how to use Hubot for devops and security, how to build your own commands with CoffeeScript or Python, and basically how to build your own personal robot for fighting bad guys. And finding cat pictures. Man is he good at cat pictures.