Progressive Gynecolics Force Withdrawal Hasbro's Penis-Shaped Play-Doh Toy Cooking-Kit Cake-Decorator
For the giant toymaker, Hasbro, record-breaking sales of its Play Doh toy cooking-kits for Christmas, 2014 unfortunately led to the record-breaking costs of a post-Christmas "recall" program providing replacements for an important component of the toy cooking-kits.
What caused this massive catastrophe for Hasbro started at the Emma Garner-Kuttahyoar-Bohlzov-Quigley** household on Christmas morning after the three-year-old daughter began playing with the toy cooking-kits when she held up the cake-icing decorator tube and asked her Emma: "Why does this look like a Durex® condom rendered defective by the hole in the tip?"
But Hasbro's withdraw of the phallic toy merely whetted Emma's appetite to broaden her campaign against all forms of subliminal as well as overt phallicism in design and marketing. This video is a tribute to her campaign, which, ironically, may ultimately save the worlds from nuclear holocaust. Go to PoliSat.Com/Progressive-Gynecolics-Force-Withdrawal-of-Penis-Shaped-Cake-Decorator-in-Play-Doh-Cooking-Kit-Toy.htm .
**Progressive Family-Name Geneology of the "Garner-Kuttahyoar-Bohlzov-Quigley" family: Emma Garner-Kuttahyoar married Richard Bohlzov-Quigley Emma's mother, Natty Garner, had married Willie Kuttahyoar, and they chose Garner-Kuttahoar as their last name. Richard's mother, Wanda Bohlzov, had married D'Witt Quigley, and they chose Bohlzov-Quigley as their last name.