Haven't heard from the Cool Guy in a while, but I hope he's doing well. No idea where he is and what he's doing, plus the mailing list hasn't gone out for months. Considering there used to be upwards of fifteen updates a day, this is unsettling. I do have what I thought was Cool Guy's home number, but I don't know the extension, so it's useless.
Recently, I did get a package at work, marked "Return to Sender." It was addressed to "The Monster Low-Carb Energy Drink Corporation," but had no further information. Looks like it was sent sometime in late 2009. Inside, there was an arm from a pair of green sunglasses, a package of low-carb Top Ramen, and an unlabeled VHS tape. Most of the tape was full of "House" reruns, recorded in super-long-play, but the end featured this video here.
Maybe Cool Guy took Valentines Day hard this year, maybe his diet and conditioning have occupied his time more than the mailing list, or maybe his Sidekick was broken. Anyway, I hope he's back soon. For now, enjoy this long-lost video.