Dear Sir or Madam,
Thank you for your business with Realdoll Inc. Since 1996, we have been using Hollywood special effects technology to produce the most realistic love doll in the world. Our dolls feature completely articulated skeletons which allow for anatomically correct positioning, an exclusive blend of the best silicone rubbers for an ultra flesh-like feel, and each doll is custom made to your specifications.
We at Readoll Inc would like thank you for your repeat business, including the purchase of Model A4, Audrey, Model B6, Wally, and Model B7, Ramon. We are dismayed to read of your continued issues concerning Model A4, Audrey. Again, our attorneys require us to point out that we at Realdoll Inc are not responsible for each model's individual likes and dislikes. From the bio of Model A4, Audrey, I quote:
"Likes: long walks on the beach, bite-sized quiches, a man with a sense of humor. Dislikes: Brussel sprouts, poor spelling, rabbits."
Although our hearts go out to you for the loss of your petting zoo, it is clearly stated in writing that Model A4 is averse to rabbits. We are sorry, but there really is nothing we can do.
Additionally, while we know that 25 days can seem to be an impossibly long time to wait for the repair of your Realdoll, we are working as fast as we can. Attached is an invoice for the parts that required replacement: Wig Style 0701 in red, Pubic hair patch in black, and medium Replacement Tongue. Because of your continued business with Realdoll Inc, we have included, free of charge, a Labia Repair Kit, which includes new labia, one tube of adhesive, powder to color the adhesive, stirring sticks, mixing cups, and instructions.
As for Model A12, Lucy, that bitch has burned me one too many times. She's your problem now. Thanks again for your business!
The staff at Realdoll Inc