Drinking is good for you. Being single is bad for you. And in the 10 minutes it takes to watch this video, your life expectancy will go up by 2 minutes. So you're only wasting 8 minutes, really.
This short video was filmed towards the end of a sell-out run at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe and before touring the UK and Australia.
You have a 0.0000043% chance of dying during this video. Comedian Timandra Harkness and stand up mathematician Matt Parker will make sure you die laughing.
The show is no longer touring, but both Matt & Timandra are still writing & performing science- and maths-related comedy.