Seven outfits. All of them equally butt-ugly. The hair is not mine, but the wigs are. Pump up the volume.
I now realize that I should have made the font on the title screens larger. If you can't read them, they indicate the names of the seven outfits: Red China Coat, Zebra Jumpsuit, Egyptian Jumper, Hazard Jumper, Fine Art Jumper, Florida Steel Workshirt, and Party Dress.